So the IOC announced they have chosen to drop wrestling from the Olympics
. Because it's just a fad or something, and it's not like it has any history or relationship to the Olympics or anything. So I decided I would start a campaign to nominate planking as an Olympic sport. Then I looked up planking
on wikipedia and found all these variations
and I-hesitate-to-call-them-refinements to the concept of planking. Sigh.