Shoulder seam of jacket (just the lining this time, the previous failure involved the lining and the shell), an interior pocket of the same jacket, a shirt cuff button, and the D-ring holding one end of the satchel strap broke and then broke again. Replacing the satchel D-ring with a couple of loops of paracord: I thought about rebuilding the D-ring using JB Weld but this is faster to implement and also quieter. I don't need a personal tailor, I need an armorer as in "someone who makes armor". So if anyone knows how to reach James Bond's Q, or whoever makes his suits  drop me a note.
 Not Tom Ford, although he does very nice-looking tuxedoes, unless Ford works in Kevlar. I don't want bulletproof  as much as I want badgerproof.
 "Don't worry! These windows are bullet-resistant!"
"Bullet resistant? Whatever happened to bulletproof?"
One of my favorite lines  from Strange Days.
 Ok, most of the movie falls into "favorite lines".